Chances are, RogueRanters, if Lindsay Lohan’s done it, it’s probably on the verge of being out of style.
I know, I know. That’s stating the obvious. It’s just that I wish I had a dollar for every hack-friend of mine who’s come out with a leggings line these days. Let’s just say I’d mozy on over to the bar and buy everyone a round with the kind of money I’d be raking in.
But seriously, ladies & lads, is it really necessary to create ugly leggings with obnoxious prints and hawk it to all your facebook “friends” ?
No, it’s not. And let’s be real, there’s nothing out there that can beat these. Armor on denim leggings? Yes, please. Tacky gold pleather? Hell no.
Acne has you all beat. Plus, there’s enough badddd fashion in the world. Do we really need to let the unsavory characters from our lives have one more opportunity to wear snakeskin or worse!- giraffe print leggings? The answer is no, because I’m sick of cellulite ridden thighs trying painfully to hide underneath fug geometric print, high-rise leggings.
So dear friends, if I don’t support your leggings line, despite you trying to persuade me to do otherwise by telling me that in the future you’ll be coming out with leg warmers, beanies, and all things you can find at Forever21 for much cheaper and probably better looking (which is saying something, because I’m notorious for not liking Forever21), please don’t hate me.
It’s not that I don’t like you; it’s that I think your “designs” are tacky, tasteless, and you couldn’t pay me to wear them. I’m sorry, I’m just not the trend driven lackey you’ve come to expect from so-called “fashionistas.” (Anyone who calls themselves a ‘fashionista,” by the way, is probably from Orange County or the Inland Empire and thinks Uggs equal fashion-savvy. Although, I do lovingly use the word laden with sarcasm.)
Give me something timeless, something effortlessly chic, and I will promote the Hell out of it to my friends. Until then, don’t bother.
Bye now. 
