A conversation between friends, recorded for the sake of posterity and furthering fashion knowledge. 
Him: My friend was enamored with you.
Me: Cool, I guess.
Him: He says you’ve got steez.
Me: Um, should I be offended? What the eff is steez?
Him: Uh, style with ease, silly.
Me: Well shoot, how should I know?
Him: You know everything.
Me: Clearly, I don’t.
Him: Be happy. It’s a compliment.
Me: I hate compliments.
Him: OK, be sad.
Me: Ok, sad face.
Him: But you’re smiling.
Me: I’m crying on the inside, asshole. I can’t have my mascara running in the middle of the cafe.
Him: Good point.
Me: I know.
Him: You make a lot of those.
Me: I know.
Him: See, you do know everything.
Me: You’re right, I guess.
Him: You guess?
Me: I guess.
So there you have it, RogueRanters, STEEZ = STYLE + EASE.
