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Yes, that is me eating a hotdog. Yes, this is my blog. Yes, my head is buzzed. No, I don't have cancer, just a shaved head. Need to know more? Bio here. You tweet? I tweet. Got an inspiration tumblr? Me too! Wanna be friends? Or is all of this slang too confusing? Don't worry, just check out the RogueRanting Lexicon, where all the mysteries of the vernacular are demystified (kinda). Anything else? Ask here. Or email me nice things. Please no penis enhancement adverts though. Thanks!
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