Hello Pretty Birds,
Won’t be posting (outside of this today), but I promise to come back tomorrow full force.
So here’s a list of excuses, because I know there will be a barage of emails and comments about me not posting today, most of all, not posting the new artists I promised and album review I promised. You want to “knife me?“
Excuse 1: I decided to let my brother cut my hair. It was fug in a way you simply cannot imagine (like straight up Krusty the Clown status), and I wound up buzzing it all off. Not bicking it, just buzzing it. Should’ve just gone to see Rico London. . .
Excuse 2: I painted my nails the most horrendous neon shade you can imagine, and I must find a way to salvage this polish choice, because I’ve run out of remover and cannot get to the store.
Excuse 3: It’s a beautiful day in NYC- and someone has to enjoy it. I plan to be the scourge of Grinch-like NY’ers everywhere by smiling too much and blinding them with my polish.
Excuse 4: I’m hungry, and while I won’t be eating all day (although my current hair-affairs are reason enough to indulge to excess), I’d like to make a meal- a real meal. The kind you cook for hours.
Excuse 5: Now that my hair is in a state of shambles, I have to go through my wardrobe and pull out all the scarves I own to cover my head so my noggin doesn’t get sunburned.
Excuse 6: Alice Sebold’s “The Almost Moon”
Excuse 7: Apparently there’s a poker sesh at my apartment tonight. Must tidy up? Yes. Yes.
Excuse 8: J.M. Coetzee’s “Diary of a Bad Year”
Excuse 9: Writing, writing, writing, my dears.
Excuse 10: I have to shampoo my hair? Ahaha. Guess I can’t use that one anymore.
So, RogueRanters, feel free to chastise me for slacking in the comments section, as some of you have already done (LOL), because I rightfully deserve it.
And really, I have a treat for you all. Just not today.
It’s Saturday, Cheers!
Get some ass, read a good book, and eat a decent meal.
Because who knows, maybe this life ain’t harder than your next. Best to enjoy!
