i love me some crazy white folks

Ch-ch-check ‘em out.

Ahahahah. Yesssss. Pow-WOW to this “shit, mother fuckers!”

Why thank you, ex-neighbor.

Kylie Meets White Snake

So Wednesday, turns out out Brandon (you may formerly know him as “Brandon-my-pansexual-ex-neighbor”) was in town from Connecticut. I met up with him and Kylie at Central Park, and of course, some creepy older white guy with a shaved head just happened to have his snake with him at the park. Clearly using it as a social tool to meet people who had questions about the snakes curiously white [...]