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Polyester is bad enough, but polyester rayon blend? Conversation between Womb Buddy’s girlfriend, Becky, and I regarding what people wore in our middle school years: Becky: “Oh, I never really noticed those things when I was younger- or now even.” Me: “Ew, is there anything worse on a person, though? I mean, I’ll hang out with someone who wears cheap polyester rayon blend clothing. I’ll just [...] So, guess what???? Feign excitement, if you please. Mine is genuine, because there is nothing I love more outside of men in sharp suits and the Los Angeles Lakers than KNITWEAR. Cashmere is like spun gold to me, no joke. My friends and family- a close fourth. Sometimes, when something amazing happens- I’m not prone to giddy outbursts, only in writing, RogueRanters- I will monotonically state, “Why, this excites me. Greatly.” I’m boring [...] |
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