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blast from the past: russian hooker.

OMG, Pretty Birds. A friend just emailed me this little gem. Another poor quality photo (he says a photo of a photo, no scanner available), but those ferocious eyebrows (and that mole!) are unmistakable. It is definitely me.

It’s kind of amazing how little my face has changed in the past decade. (This is from maybe five years ago?)

Seriously.

Maybe that’s why I am always cutting-slash-dying my hair: [...]

hows about some slang for style?

A conversation between friends, recorded for the sake of posterity and furthering fashion knowledge.

Him: My friend was enamored with you.

Me: Cool, I guess.

Him: He says you’ve got steez.

Me: Um, should I be offended? What the eff is steez?

Him: Uh, style with ease, silly.

Me: Well shoot, how should I know?

Him: You know everything.

Me: Clearly, I don’t.

the double whammy

Polyester is bad enough, but polyester rayon blend?

Conversation between Womb Buddy’s girlfriend, Becky, and I regarding what people wore in our middle school years:

Becky: “Oh, I never really noticed those things when I was younger- or now even.”

Me: “Ew, is there anything worse on a person, though? I mean, I’ll hang out with someone who wears cheap polyester rayon blend clothing. I’ll just make them change first.”

here's a tip . . .

Chances are, RogueRanters, if Lindsay Lohan’s done it, it’s probably on the verge of being out of style.

I know, I know. That’s stating the obvious. It’s just that I wish I had a dollar for every hack-friend of mine who’s come out with a leggings line these days. Let’s just say I’d mozy on over to the bar and buy everyone a round with the kind of money I’d be raking in.

a certain brand of loser

Womb Buddy has a certain brand of close friends: losers. There are some decent people in the mix, like his girlfriend, Becky, and his small, pint-sized, gollem-like friend, Timmy. And yeah, if you meet Timmy, he will remind you of the physically handi-capped kid, aptly named Timmy, from South Park. This Timmy character, and WB’s friend, Joel- almost normal, except he is always crashing his cars- I like, but shhhh, don’t tell them that!!! [...]