riou george goes down and i get on a plane

Birds,  Becky, my darling co-founder of our new art collective (more on that soon, promise!), is in LA for approximately ten days (as of January 26th?).

She flew out of New York in a blur, leaving behind her dear, dear Riou George. I don’t know all the intimate details about Becky and Riou George’s relationship, but I have it on very good authority that they sleep together and have been for awhile. (Becky would be [...]

full-time lover in nyc; part-time hooker in la

Today, it is raining here in New York City.

Yesterday, it was raining here as well.

In LA, it is sunny, a nice lovely summer day. Just when I was getting used to the swamp season here, my best friends are headed to the beach. Just like that, after a heatwave, she drops in from the clouds, and you realize in this [...]

summer days, those summer days at . . .

The Lake-Show.

Listen to this:

While you read below . . .  It will help set the mood for just how I feel when I think about one of the best days of my life.

And then click here to see photos detailing how I coerced Nohea (sometimes, she IS easily persuaded, this best friend of mine) into bedazzling purple tinted jugs [...]

rags that leave you richer pt. 1

Like I always opine to anyone who will actually listen to my sarcasm-laced tirades: a city is only as good as it’s thrifting.

If this be the case, and it is (because I’m never wrong about these things): Los Angeles is one pretty damn good city. It’s cleaning up it’s downtown, revamping it’s Metro, hosting championship-winning teams (my Lakers, ahem), and boasts some of the best vintage/thrift stores you’ll ever see.

Guess why. . [...]