monkey butts

A midget, a gypsy, a Jew, and a troll.

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not a player, she just bikes a lot

Pretty Little Birds, when putting the pedal to the metal,

always use protection.

Sometimes, it’s a lazy session.

Sometimes traffic gets in the way of your quickie.

If you’re not careful, you’ll be peeing on stick.

[...]

an excessive amount of blackness

Never failed anybody’s wardrobe.

Neither did hot pink hair or a little falafel.

A slice a day keeps the doctor away.

The Solomon R. . . .

R. Guggen . . .

Genheim . . .

Ashes to Ashes  a la Guggenheim.

summer days, those summer days at . . .

The Lake-Show.

Listen to this:

While you read below . . .  It will help set the mood for just how I feel when I think about one of the best days of my life.

And then click here to see photos detailing how I coerced Nohea (sometimes, she IS easily persuaded, this best friend of mine) into bedazzling purple tinted jugs [...]