riou george goes down and i get on a plane

Birds,  Becky, my darling co-founder of our new art collective (more on that soon, promise!), is in LA for approximately ten days (as of January 26th?).

She flew out of New York in a blur, leaving behind her dear, dear Riou George. I don’t know all the intimate details about Becky and Riou George’s relationship, but I have it on very good authority that they sleep together and have been for awhile. (Becky would be [...]

death face

death face, originally uploaded by jacqueline.fonte.

Getting up early tomorrow morning to have breakfast with my favorite hoeninny. Early AM? Pray to the lord that I don’t come down with a serious case of death face. Know what I’m saying?

Also, I am seriously in love with this hooker’s face mask.

(Halloween 2010)

i’m not a creeper, but . . .

I totally snuck these photos of this dude at the pharmacia, because I mean, do you see the boots and shirt combo?

To die for.

(Didn’t want to include his face. I felt like that would be intrusive, right? LOL. I’m a bad person, and having a camera- albeit a sheisty one- on my phone is akin to giving matches to an [...]

if you’re visiting nyc . . .

Make sure to visit the zoo.

not sharpe enough for my tastes.

I forgot to mention, RogueRanters, that a band I’ve been listening to for quite awhile now has recently caught on out here; is actually playing at Webster Hall. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. I don’t know how much you all might’ve paid for your tickets, something like $22?

Hate to break the bad news, but don’t exactly expect greatness. Have seen ‘em, and when they’re good, they’re A-MAZING. When [...]

the view

From my old place of residence, circa 2007.

The view from my old place of residence, circa [...]

full-time lover in nyc; part-time hooker in la

Today, it is raining here in New York City.

Yesterday, it was raining here as well.

In LA, it is sunny, a nice lovely summer day. Just when I was getting used to the swamp season here, my best friends are headed to the beach. Just like that, after a heatwave, she drops in from the clouds, and you realize in this [...]

not a player, she just bikes a lot

Pretty Little Birds, when putting the pedal to the metal,

always use protection.

Sometimes, it’s a lazy session.

Sometimes traffic gets in the way of your quickie.

If you’re not careful, you’ll be peeing on stick.

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"hogs" are in!

Good evening, RogueRanters.

I logged into my flickr account this afternoon- a rare moment of lucidity for me- only to discover a group dedicated to Dr. Scholls and clogs wanted to use my “Hogs” photo for a flickr group. Bahbahbah. I said yes, of course. The internet never fails to surprise me. It connects the few people that love hogs, heels, and clogs- or maybe it’s cheese-covered [...]

an excessive amount of blackness

Never failed anybody’s wardrobe.

Neither did hot pink hair or a little falafel.

A slice a day keeps the doctor away.

The Solomon R. . . .

R. Guggen . . .

Genheim . . .

Ashes to Ashes  a la Guggenheim.