First Time Meeting Smiley Miley, originally uploaded by jacqueline.fonte.
This is a photo from the first weekend my twin brother and I picked up our little puppy as surprise gift for my little sister, Squishy. Smiley Miley is the cuddliest, most ferocious little wiener you’ll ever meet. She will rip your heart out and then snuggle up next to it.
I trained her to crap in front of my [...]
Originally posted 4/20/2008 . . .
So my Womb Buddy texted me in a supreme state of funk this morning, with “R u there? Please tell me ur there.”
Of course, I was there. And after he detailed his current spoils/toils in life, he and I got to joking around as usual. . . The conversation I’m about to record for posterity has no real purpose (so only read if you’re bored), but [...]
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