Created for the convenience of RogueRanters. . .
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Blue Suit, business-types, generally of a self-entitled, douchey nature, lives for Brooks Brothers and corporate-type art, can be found at Starbucks, over-priced speakeasys, and on park benches the world over.
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Cankles, calves that are virtually the same dimension-size of a person’s ankle, giving that person the appearance of having tree-trunks for legs.
Cankle-makers, any footwear that gives wearers the appearance of having cankles (see above). Examples include, but are not limited to pirate boots (yes, the Vivienne Westwood ones are to die for, but still gives us lassies cankles), Ugg boots, leg warmers, etc.
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Demons, can be used to describe ill-mannered children OR adults; may also be used in place of “generic psychological issues,” e.g. “I’m glad he dumped her after she tried to poison his dog. She had way too many demons.”
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Keeganisms, used to describe dumb, catchy-but-dumb shit my older brother Keegan says, e.g. “word.”, ”bangin’ ”, “true story.”
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Shit-show: “That girl got drunk, sexually rejected by her ex-boyfriend, and threw up all over her bestfriend last night. Shit-show.”
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Transcendentalist Moments: moments of pure self-oblivious, where you are floating through nature, just a grain of sand, and everything seems blissfully right in the world.
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WOMB BUDDY, my twin brother
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X-FACTOR, not the show, used to describe a certain je ne sais quoi about someone, doesn’t always carry a positive connotation. “I don’t know what it is, but he has that x-factor about him. One second you’re dancing, next thing you know, he’s going ape-shit crazy on the table tops.”
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