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Blue Suit, business-types, generally of a self-entitled, douchey nature, lives for Brooks Brothers and corporate-type art, can be found at Starbucks, over-priced speakeasys, and on park benches the world over.
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Cankles, calves that are virtually the same dimension-size of a person’s ankle, giving that person the appearance of having tree-trunks for legs.
Cankle-makers, any footwear that gives wearers the appearance of having cankles (see above). Examples include, but are not limited to pirate boots (yes, the Vivienne Westwood ones are to die for, but still gives us lassies cankles), Ugg boots, leg warmers, etc.
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Keeganisms, used to describe dumb, catchy-but-dumb shit my older brother Keegan says, e.g. “word.”, ”bangin’ ”, “true story.”
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WOMB BUDDY, my twin brother
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X-FACTOR, not the show, used to describe a certain je ne sais quoi about someone, doesn’t always carry a positive connotation. “I don’t know what it is, but he has that x-factor about him. One second you’re dancing, next thing you know, he’s going ape-shit crazy on the table tops.”
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